In honour of The 10 Commandments of Mac Optimization,
I propose a leaner list of the Decalogue of Mac Commandments, hereafter known as:

THE TEN COMMAND KEYS OF MAC OS

Cmd+1
i am Macintosh your OS,
who brought you out of the blank screen of death;
Do not have any other OS after me.

Cmd+2
You shall worship no other,
for i am inside your iPod and your iPhone;
i am a perfect OS,
publishing updates for the thousandth generation
of those who love me and keep my Cmds.

Cmd+3
You shall not use the name of the creator of your OS in copyright infringement,
for Apple is bigger than the Beatles.

Cmd+4
Remember Systems 1 through 9 and keep them holy;
For since 1984 i made the System and the Finder, and all that is in them;
i have evolved into System 10; And i only know where this will end.

Cmd+5
Honor thy father Steve Jobs and thy mother the single button Mouse.

Cmd+6
You shall murder the hopes of Microsoft users everywhere.

Cmd+7
You shall screw Microsoft out of market share.

Cmd+8
You shall not call it stealing; File sharing is file caring.

Cmd+9
You shall not lie; The truth causes enough suffering for Vista and Linux.

Cmd+10
You shall covet and honour and submit to your desire to Get a Mac.